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by Dave Macfarlane
Ten
Comedies
Scores
of Scores
Natural
Causes (forthcoming)
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Book
Description:
From
screwball comedies to satirical sci-fi farces, this book is bursting with
humour, wit, warmth, and, oddly enough, a small but noticeable portion of
asparagus.
Beginning with a tale of an atheist’s escape from heaven and
concluding with the account of an orchestra’s battle with a maniacal
composer, the ten stories contained in this volume will tickle your funny
bone, scratch you gently behind the left ear, and, if talked to correctly,
provide a soothing massage.
One thing is for certain; this book will provide you with hours of
sidesplitting hilarity and enjoyment. |
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Book
Description:
This
hilarious, poignant and witty book is a startlingly original and
hysterical work from one of North America’s tallest authors.
In this uproarious collection of tales, Dave Macfarlane revisits
some of his most beloved characters and breaks new literary ground – as
well as one window – in his most eclectic and entertaining work to date. |
Ten Comedies is
currently available across North America. You can also purchase a signed copy directly from
Dave. Please
see
purchasing information below.
Scores
of Scores is now available! Early
reviews agree that it is superior to anything Dave
has ever written, including a fourth grade treatise on the use of apples as
prison guards.
Purchasing
Information
Ten
Comedies
Purchase
a limited-edition, signed copy of Ten Comedies from Dave Macfarlane:
Online
credit
card payments can be made securely and instantaneously using PayPal.
Payment
by personal cheque or money order also accepted.
Please
e-mail Dave Macfarlane at davemac@davemacfarlane.com
about this option.
Bookstores
in Canada and the United States:
CANADA:
To purchase, click on this link: Canadian
Digital Bookstore
, then type Ten Comedies in the search box at the top right of the screen
and click on the search button. Place the book in your shopping cart and
proceed to the checkout.
UNITED
STATES: To purchase, click on this link: American
Digital Bookstore , then type Ten Comedies in the search box at the top right of the screen
and click on the search button. Place the book in your shopping cart and
proceed to the checkout.
Scores
of Scores
Purchase
a limited-edition, signed copy of Scores of Scores from Dave Macfarlane:
Online
credit
card payments can be made securely and instantaneously using PayPal.
Payment
by personal cheque or money order also accepted.
Please
e-mail Dave Macfarlane at davemac@davemacfarlane.com
about this option.
Bookstores
in Canada and the United States:
CANADA:
To purchase, click on this link: Canadian
Digital
Bookstore ,
then type Scores in the search box at the top right of the screen
and click on the search button. Place the book in your shopping cart and
proceed to the checkout.
UNITED
STATES: To purchase, click on this link: American
Digital
Bookstore , then type
Scores in the search box at the top right of the screen
and click on the search button. Place the book in your shopping cart and
proceed to the checkout.
Please
note: Please only search for Scores using the stores' search
engines. Due to a programming glitch, if you type in the full name of the
book, the stores' search engines will not provide any results.
Website
exclusive! Below
is a photograph that Dave rejected for the "About the Author" section
of Scores of Scores after he took the admittedly debatable position that
the blurb ought to include a picture of the actual author.
Dave
isn't sure who exactly the fellow in this photograph is. Dave admits
that this curious, gargoyle-like creature appears quite comfortable in clothing
that looks suspiciously like the author's, but astutely points out that the
photograph is unquestionably a fake, as everyone knows that iguanas don't play the
piano. They play the saxophone.
For
further proof, here is a present-day photograph of the author sitting in his
studio, in front
of his latest written work. He not only composed it on the spot, but also
wrote it upside-down!
You
be the judge!
All
photographs on this page are Copyright © 2004 by Dave Macfarlane
and may not be reproduced or
transmitted in any form without written permission from Dave Macfarlane.