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For the record, I did consider having a "Links" page that consisted of cuff links, golf links, etc., but I'm not one to beat a dead horse. Live horses are another matter. I wouldn't beat them - they're simply another matter.
Spectacular human being, even greater flautist. It's a pity he never learned to play.
The home page of Wendy and Ian
Dave's older sister and brother-in-law. Also brother-in-racquetball, but it's never really come up. If you want to see pictures from all over the globe, take a bunch of photographs and glue them to a map. Alternatively, you can check out their site, where you can see pictures of Wendy and Ian all over the globe. And you can hardly even see the glue.
All the latest sales at Toronto's finest stores! Or possibly a portal to a zebra farm! You'll have to click on the link to find out. Though, um, if you're thinking zebra farm, I have some rather sad news to break to you. It concerns, oddly enough, a man named Blinky and his pet cat. Very little to do with zebras, but sad news to Blinky, I assure you.
And
hey, I know what you're thinking. Has the LINKS PAGE suddenly
become something other than NEPOTISM CORNER? Not to worry. This site's the brainchild of my cousin Daniel, who thanks heaven every day that there's only a one in eight chance that each of his genes is the
same as mine.
p.s. If you wish to have your site linked here, there are four simple steps to follow:
1. Ask yourself, "Why?"
2. Repeat step 1.
3. If condition persists, see your doctor.
4. e-mail me at davemac@davemacfarlane.com